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      <description>Recapitulation theory ("ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny") puts forth that incubating humans act out evolution as they grow from zygote to baby. This was a popular idea a century ago, but it's turned out the science isn't that simple. Yet the principle holds that the dividing fetal cells are engaged in a kind of performance of all of evolution—from simple to complex, from general form to specific form. The developing human loses its tail early, gains a cerebrum later. (continued...)
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      <title>“Facebook and the Epiphanator: An End to Endings?”</title>
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      <description>Forgot to tell you about this.</description>
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      <description>People call me a lot and say: What is this new thing? You're a nerd. Explain it immediately.</description>
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      <description>So in 1993, BoingBoing tells us, a group called Mondo Vanilli made an art-prank album on Trent Reznor's Nothing label, but it was not released until now. The members of the group were "RU Sirius, founder of Mondo 2000 magazine, composer Scrappi DuChamp, and performance artist Simone Third Arm." (continued...)
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      <description>It's immediately clear to me now that I'm writing again that I need to come up with some new forms in order to have fun here—so that I can get a rhythm and know what I'm doing. One thing that works for me are time limits; pencils up, pencils down. So: Fridays, write for 30 minutes; edit for 20 minutes max; and go whip up some images if necessary, like the big crappy hand below that's all meaningful and evocative because it's retro and zoomed-in. Post it, and leave it alone. Can I do that every Friday? Yes! Will I? Maybe! But I crave that simple continuity. For today, for absolutely no reason other than that it came unbidden into my brain, the subject will be Photoshop. (Do we have a process? We have a process. It is 11:39 and...)</description>
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      <description>Soon, orphans.</description>
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      <description>Snack trams.</description>
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      <description>I'll have no one to blame but future me.</description>
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      <description>(1) When robots write history we can get in trouble with our past selves. (2) Search-generated, "false" chrestomathies and the historical fallacy.</description>
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      <description>People complain, still, about the new Star Wars movies being
terrible, not up to the standards of the first few, but have you ever
considered the gift the director gave to our culture when he failed so
profoundly? An entire generation of men who secretly believed in space
princesses, ready to waste countless hours on fantasy, suddenly forced
to face facts. Lord knows Star Wars is still everywhere, but if the
movies had been good it could have been even worse. (continued...)
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      <title>The Moral Superiority of the Streetcar</title>
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      <description>(1) Long-form journalism fixes everything. (2) The moral superiority of the streetcar. (3) I like big bus and I cannot lie.</description>
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      <description>(1) Talking to strangers; (2) being a guest; (3) dressing appropriately.</description>
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      <title>The Web Is a Customer Service Medium</title>
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      <description>I look forward to your feedback.</description>
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